One Challenger, huh.
I’m assuming I’m not allowed to nominate Jesus. He would get Darth into the Amen corner and turned him into a fiery preacher without trying.
So, I’d go a different route.
Okay, here you go.
I’d nominate an entity that is tireless in the pursuit of one thing. He’s so single minded in pursuit of victory that when he finally achieved it, he had no clue what to do with it.
One who is highly inventive and has built everything from wings for flying to monster robots.
One who has accidently built portals into other dimensions, bent time and space, and had trucks and trains emerge from his dimensional warps only to have them close when he tried to go through himself.
Someone who has been blown up time and again with everything from simple dynamite to nuclear weapons. And he’s come out the other side singed, but still full of fight.
Who has survived falls that would make Superman go ouch.
Who has wandered out of the canyon each and every time to try again.
And again,
And again.
I’m talking about no one else except that Supervillian of Supervillian. Someone so sinister that Thanos and Lex Luthor wears his Pajamas.
Someone who has mastered a power that makes the Force look like a sneeze in a hurricane.
The one entity in the Universe who should be the true leader of the Rebels, the Justice League, the Avengers, The Guardians of the Galaxy, the X-Men, the Timelords, Starfleet, and Uncle Milty’s Funhouse.
The one!
The only!
Drum roll, please.
My nominee for the Evil Emperor of the Universe is none other than the famous.
The incredible.
The Master of Disaster.
The survivor of survivors!
I give you (clash of brass) Wily E. Coyote.
And if he couldn’t beat Darth mano y mano, he could sure cause him to die laughing.
Which shouldn’t be too hard considering Darth sounds like he’s one chuckle away from an asthma attack anyway.
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