Alien in Residence

More than a few times, I’ve felt that Earth is not my home. I’m just passing through.

That somehow, someway, I didn’t exactly fit in.

I’m an introvert who lives as an extravert.

For my total lack of respect of authority, God made me one.

I’d just as soon spend time with my dog than most humans.

I don’t have to be in the middle of everything.

I don’t follow trends and could care less who the latest pop star icon is or what the latest fashions are.

I could care less what the human race thinks of me.

I’ve always charted my own course.

I learn everything I can.

I remember everything.

I’ve done more in my years on this world, than a dozen people would in a lifetime.

I treat everyone the way I want to be treated.

I don’t understand humans in the least.

I always expect miracles.

I talk to God.

I believe in courage.

I’m the exact opposite of most people I know.

So, I’d choose “Alien in Residence.”